My escape

No, seriously.

Trying to talk to anyone when they’re high is fucking impossible, unless you, yourself, are high. -_-

Nights like this get me super fucking frustrated.

Also, I smell like artificial fucking grape. -_- fuck you, grape soda.

Ah, finally ready to go pick up my check and then off to the bank! :D

Just kidding, I fucking hate driving Central. -_-

Sex on the beach…

Never interested me. Who the fuck wants a sandy dick going INSIDE of their sandy vagina? Not me, that’s for fucking sure.

Anyway, here’s a picture of me… If I were a rainbow. :D

I decided that I’m not going to wear a shirt when I’m at the house, EVER.

And Jon decided to move my bra an inch so my nipple was visible. (His words, he also says ‘hello’ to everyone. That means you Jocelyn!) I thought it was HILARIOUS, and I just want everyone to know that I love living with these boys, although, living with Jocelyn will be EVEN BETTER due to the fact that we’re never going to wear clothes and just craft all day. <3

I got bored with Family Guy half way through and started playing Rock Band. Then I kept failing this one STUPID song, and got frustrated, so I decided to lurk the internet, and I stumbled across these WONDERFUL panties… 

I FUCKING WANT THESE SO FUCKING BAD IT HURTS MY SOUL.

Now, back to kicking Rock Bands STUPID ass.

Well, seeing as I cleaned the fuck out of the house yesterday, Weston had work pretty much all day and Jon was out getting his car and didn’t come back until late, the house is still clean. So, wanna know what I’m going to do right after I post this?

Sing more Fall Out Boy.
Put on Family Guy.
Drink my coffee.
And smoke a god damn cigarette.

And I’m gonna be happy. Cause… It’s just one of those days… :)

Although, just between me and you, Tumblr followers, *Lawls, like anyone reads my shit* I’m absolutely terrified to drive to work tonight. I hate driving, I hate cars, I hate it all… But it’s better than NOT having a ride, or having to take the bus…. Hmph…

Maybe it’s just my emotions getting the best of me, or maybe i’m just reading into it too much, but i totally called that when his best friend came, he’d be a jerk to me.

super awesome.